(Music and Lyrics – Stu Mullins, Sam Mullins)

Paper or plastic
Who really cares
I’m quite elastic
In these affairs

Amazing new diet
You’re reading the sleaze
You can lose 40 pounds in just one week

But we could rise above the aisles
Don’t look back for miles and miles
So long, ho hum life.

I’ve got some coupons
They ain’t worth a damn
Scratch out the bar codes
You get a price check on ten

But we could rise above the aisles
Don’t look back for miles and miles
So long, ho hum life.

Checkout Girl
You’re like Vivian Leigh and Jamie Lee Curtis
You’re all world
You’d never ever hurt this heavy heart of mine

Checkout Girl
You’re like Joan Jett, Jet Girl
A woman with a purpose
You’re all world
You’d never ever hurt this heavy heart of mine

I’ll wait in line for you
Checkout Girl
You’re all world, Checkout Girl
Check me out…..

(Music and Lyrics  – Sam Mullins)

If you don’t know what you like but you know what you don’t
If you don’t know what to do but piss and moan
If the future your parents left is oh so bleak
And they don’t comprehend your technospeak
You can rest assured you’ve found a home…

At the X club
Join the X club
You don’t matter anyway

If you’re on the wrong side of the old bell curve
And your retro friends are gettin’ on your nerves
And the government seems so unconcerned
And you can’t wait to see the tables turned
You’re gonna get what you deserve

At the X club
Join the X club
You don’t matter anyway

Nothing’s quite so savage
as when you,re called average
by everyday girls and boys
Normality morality is something
we go out of our way to avoid
at the club

If you find your favorite band has just sold out
And you feel like a fool for being so devout
We check the charts to see what’s on the rise
That way we know what to despise
If  your politics lean towards Beijing
and you hang on the words of the Missile King
You can be a part of the out crowd

At the X club
Join the X club
You don’t matter anyway
We don’t matter
Nothing matters anyway